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  Contents

  Author’s Note

  Chapter One: Office

  Chapter Two: Back to My Roots

  Chapter Three: Best Friends

  Chapter Four: A Figure From the Past

  Chapter Five: Old Blood

  Chapter Six: Joker

  Chapter Seven: Some Kind of Relative

  Chapter Eight: An Inspector Calls

  Chapter Nine: Second Cousin

  Chapter Ten: Getting the Call

  Chapter Eleven: Followed

  Chapter Twelve: More Problems Than One

  Chapter Thirteen: Getting Serious

  Chapter Fourteen: Priapus Academicus

  Chapter Fifteen: Memories of Upper Brook Street

  Chapter Sixteen: The Abbot of a Very Small Establishment

  Chapter Seventeen: A Frightened Man

  Chapter Eighteen: Mother and Child

  Chapter Nineteen: Recalled to Life

  Author’s Note

  This is not a political novel, but the quest of Colin Pinnock to discover his own origins. Nevertheless, he is a politician—an MP and a junior government minister—and there are one or two aspects of British practice that may puzzle American readers.

  When a party wins a general election in Britain, its leader goes to the Queen the next morning and is asked to form a government. He immediately sets to work to choose the most important members of that government, the Cabinet. The less important members of the government will be chosen and begin work in the subsequent couple of days. Colin Pinnock is a junior member of the government, with special responsibilities within a larger Ministry, the Department of Education.

  Many MPs have no particular connection with the constituencies they are elected for. Some, indeed, even today, show a marked disinclination even to visit the area they are MP for. Colin Pinnock is lucky to sit as MP for a constituency in the area where he grew up and was educated.

  CHAPTER ONE

  Office

  I spent May 2, hungover, waiting by the telephone. Practically everyone in the Parliamentary party did the same. Even newly elected MPs, callow youths of twenty-three who against every possible expectation of pundit or psephologist had taken seats from crusted and crusty sitting members, sat by their phones if they had them, wondering if their stunning victories had somehow caught the new Prime Minister’s eye, and he would ring them and offer them something. Only the party’s gadflies, too pleased with themselves and their careers as comic irritants, kept up the victory celebrations and let the phone go hang—and even one or two of them by the next day had received a call and had had to be paged in alcoholic dens or discreetly fetched from houses of ill-repute.

  Because it was the next day that mattered, of course. May 2 was for cabinet posts and for important noncabinet jobs in the Foreign Office or the Treasury. May 3 was for the lesser jobs in the lesser ministries—posts that people like me, four years in Parliament and an occasional Opposition front-bench spokesman, might hope for. And how we did hope! How we did watch the television, dash out for an evening newspaper and dash back to the phone, ring our friends for hurried conversations about who was in, who had heard nothing yet, who was sure to hear before long.

  At ten past two the phone rang. And it wasn’t a friend, wasn’t a constituent congratulating me or a local newspaper wanting a quote. It was Downing Street, inquiring whether it would be convenient for me to come and see the Prime Minister. Suppressing any inclination to irony or witticism, I murmured respectfully that it was quite convenient and that I would be there as soon as possible. I put the phone down reverently, but with a sudden rush of blood to the head I burst out into Cavaradossi’s “Vittoria! Vittoria!”—the cry of triumph turning into a horrible shriek on the high C as I ran to the door of my flat, straightening my tie in the hall mirror. I was already wearing my only suit.

  I wonder what it felt like for those who didn’t get a call, taking off their suits at night.

  Twenty minutes later it was over. The scenario was this: drive from my Pimlico flat to the House, walk across Parliament Square to Downing Street, greet the policeman on the door and be ushered in (first time ever), brief wait, then into the PM’s office, get the offer, restrain extravagant thanks (he’ll have had enough of those, with nearly a hundred jobs to fill—already the grin is a bit strained), then back to the front door, and out into Downing Street again.

  There were still flushed and happy crowds at the gates that lead into Whitehall. As I’d gone through them I had heard people ask, “Who’s that?” As I stood for a moment on the step, with the odd camera flashing, I wanted to go over to them and say: “I’m Colin Pinnock, and I’m the new junior minister in the Department of Education and Training, with special responsibility for the handicapped and the disadvantaged.” On second thought it didn’t seem like a good idea—politicians have to have a quick nose for the potentially ridiculous—and with one more smile to the much-diminished band of photographers, who were snapping as much for the record as for the newspapers, I walked directly to my new department in the tall, gloomy building in Great Smith Street.

  They knew I was coming, of course. They’d been alerted from Downing Street as soon as I’d accepted. I was the fourth new minister they had received in two days.

  “Welcome to the Department, Minister,” said the doorman, and gestured to a little knot of welcomers, including the civil servant who was to be my private secretary and several members of his staff. After routine, slightly wary greetings all round they led me to the obscure part of the building from which our section functioned, and to my private office, where I was to assume responsibility for the halt and the blind, the slow learners and the underachievers, the late developers and the kids with special needs, the dyslexics and the inner-city dropouts.

  “Let’s get down to work,” I said to my private secretary. “That means you briefing me.”

  Five hours later, in mid-evening, I decided to call it a day. I had learned volumes in that time. I decided I liked my private secretary, Patrick Latterby—liked him in a trusting, low-keyed kind of way: I would no doubt have a drink with him from time to time, but it was never going to be a socializing, buddy-pal kind of relationship. He was straightforward, dependable, unexciting. Would anybody want an exciting civil servant (supposing one could be found) as his private secretary? I decided I was lucky.

  I realized quite quickly that my predecessor had been a career politician with no interest in his particular responsibilities at the Ministry. All the initiatives and projects had come from his civil servants, and Patrick went over not only these but also various other options which had been discarded or put on the back burner and which he thought I might want to revive. We discussed the parameters of my job, the possibilities of it—and, most usefully, the dangers. I was taken to meet the permanent secretary, a woman close to retirement age called Margaret Stevens, and we had a getting-to-know-you chat. She is the Secretary of State’s principal adviser, a great force in the Department, practically a god. She dropped by into my little portion of her kingdom later on—a most unusual occurrence, but changes in government bring exceptional necessities with them, and this dropping in brought the only oddity of my first day at the Department.

  Patrick and I were going over papers, and I was conscious of the door opening. I glanced up, only to see her start. It was a tiny jump—almost imperceptible, yet I perceived it, in the fr
action of a second before my eyes tactfully went back to my papers again. Then she came forward and I rose to welcome her. She was entirely self-possessed by now, and put a folder down in front of Patrick.

  “Potential land mine,” she said. “Utmost secrecy and action soonest.”

  “Nothing to do with my appointment, I hope,” I said smiling.

  “Nothing at all. A matter your predecessor said he’d seen to six months ago but hadn’t, and it could blow up in our faces. Patrick will fix it. You concentrate on the future.”

  That was all, and I put it out of my mind, and that tiny start as well. At eight o’clock we wound things up.

  “You’ll want to get back to your family,” I said to Patrick, “and all I want to do at the moment is get back to my flat, pour myself a drink, feel chuffed with myself for an hour or two, then have an early night.”

  “Sounds sensible,” Patrick Latterby said. “You’re sure there’s nothing else you want from me?”

  “Nothing that can’t wait till tomorrow.”

  He went off like a man who’s beginning to think he’s in luck with his new boss. I packed a pile of papers into my nice new red box and walked back to fetch my car from the Palace of Westminster parking lot. I’d told Patrick I wouldn’t want an official car and driver until next morning. The policeman on the gate gave me a broad grin.

  “Got yourself a nice new job . . . sir?”

  PC Marrit was always perky and always friendly. He had been complained about several times by ministers in the former government who equated friendliness with lack of respect. No doubt some of our people, with time, would contract the disease of self-importance.

  “Department of Education. Couldn’t have asked for anything more to my taste. Dealing with the handicapped and the deprived.”

  “Well, I’ll expect results for my daughter, then.”

  “Is your daughter handicapped?”

  “Not really—only by the school she goes to. They don’t expect anything from the kids so they don’t get anything out of them.”

  I nodded.

  “London schools are going to be one of our problems, or our challenges I suppose I should say.”

  I stayed talking to him for a minute or two, and then went to get my car. Even now, the evening after our election victory, driving was still that bit hazardous around Westminster—there were people milling around, some of them drunkenly lurching off onto the road, camera crews still interviewing new MPs and in the interval sampling vox pop. I made it home, though—in any case the intoxication of victory would not register on a Breathalyzer.

  My flat is in a block called Ruskin Terrace that used to be all Council tenants. Some of them had been sold to tenants by Westminster City Council, and the man who sold me his made a breathtaking profit on the deal. It’s on the third floor, has a view of the river, and is a good-sized family flat. I should feel guilty about living there, but mostly I just don’t think about it. Someone farther along the balcony clapped as I approached my flat, and I grinned and waved like royalty. I took the lift up, let myself into the flat, stepping over a small mountain of post, and switched on the lights. The living room was clean and welcoming—I had tidied up in the morning, while waiting for that phone call. I went into the kitchen, pulled out from the freezer a frozen portion of Bolognese sauce, then put it into a saucepan on the hot plate and began boiling water for the spaghetti. I stood for a moment savoring normality in the midst of tremendous upheaval. I opened a bottle of red wine, poured a good-sized glass, and went back to the living room.

  Alone. Alone as a member of the government. Alone as a minister of the Crown. Alone as the minister responsible for children and adults who’d had a raw deal. The opportunities! The challenges! The dangers! I was high on the future, high on my career. I felt my life had been leading up to this, every tiny event a step forward, culminating in that handshake in Downing Street. I wondered if it would have felt even sweeter if I’d still had Susan to share it with me. Being honest with myself I didn’t see how it could have been.

  Music. I needed music. Not anything raucous and triumphal now—something gentle, ruminative. Maybe something English. English music isn’t usually one of my things, but I found Vaughan Williams’s Fifth and put it on the CD player. Then I went back to the hall to pick up my post.

  Most of it wasn’t post. The normal business of living and working and sending bills somehow gets suspended in Britain at election time. The real post at the bottom of the pile, which had been there when I left the flat that afternoon, was dwarfed by the cards, notes, scruffy pieces of paper that had been stuffed through my letterbox by neighbors and by friends who lived in the vicinity. Somehow or other the news of my appointment had got around. The cards and notes were congratulatory, hortatory, humorous, or satirical. Only one was a little snide—not bad by the standards of political life. An Australian research assistant I’d used, a young student with the most exquisite English accent, had scrawled “Good on yer, Cobber” on a National Portrait Gallery card of Clem Attlee. I chuckled, suspended operations for the moment, and went to put on the spaghetti. Then I came back to continue going through the pile.

  The top one was an old-fashioned plain postcard, rather grubby round the edges. It had a stamp on it, but the stamp hadn’t been postmarked. The address was correct, in easily legible, rather old-fashioned handwriting which somehow suggested to me that the sender didn’t do a great deal of writing these days. I turned the card over. On the blank reverse there was written, in capitals, one stark question:

  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

  CHAPTER TWO

  Back to My Roots

  I can’t pretend I thought much about the postcard and its message during the rest of the evening. The euphoria gripping me was too powerful for that. Yesterday I had been a newly reelected MP known to few, tonight I was a minister of the Crown. A minister of the Crown known to few, I told myself, in a vain attempt to keep my feet on the ground. But there were enormous opportunities to do good, and to be seen to be doing good, and promotion in a year or two’s time was a definite possibility. My state was like what people always say champagne induces, though it only seems to induce flatulence in me.

  So if I thought about it at all, it was as an attempt to cut me down to size, tell me I was getting a lot too big for my boots. It did seem to me that it was awfully early for a condemnation of this kind: getting above yourself usually takes time. But perhaps it was a prophecy more than a judgment. Someone could have heard of my appointment (how? on the radio? in the Evening Standard?) and decided to give me a dour warning. Someone jealous, presumably. Then, also presumably, someone who knew me. But with a politician that “knew” could be wide, covering a variety of different kinds of knowing. It could be a constituent, for example, who had taken against me—perhaps over something I’d done for him, or failed to do. It could be someone whom I’d been involved with years ago in student politics. It could be someone who’d been a rival for the nomination when I got my Milton seat. Equally it could be someone who knew me well, someone, even, whom I liked, without realizing their jealousy of me.

  I didn’t give it much more thought than that. As I sluiced my plate under the hot tap I realized the Vaughan Williams had failed to calm me. I put on Showboat instead. To hell with calming down. I needed something to match my excitement.

  But I did think of that card again in the early hours, when I was drowsing between sleep and waking, wanting to go in to start work in earnest but knowing I couldn’t do that at 5 A.M. At one transition from sleeping to waking my half-conscious mind said to me: “That was not what the writer meant.”

  It came into my mind, apparently from nowhere. He was not telling me I was too big for my boots. Otherwise he would have made it more explicit: YOU’RE GETTING ABOVE YOURSELF. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? But he (or she) didn’t. The writer just asked the bleak question, in capitals for dramatic effect: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Put baldly like that, it was almost like asking you what you thought
the point of existence was. At a more specific level it seemed to want me to focus on how I had come into the world.

  I lay there, luxuriously, thinking about the postcard. It was stamped, with no postmark. That meant it could have come through the post—it happened quite frequently these days. But if that was the case, it would mean that it was posted before I had been given my job in the new government. As far as I could remember it lay in the midst of personal messages posted through the letterbox by people in the flats or living nearby. Since there was no second post on a Saturday, it seemed likely it was pushed through the door by the sender. Why? A change of mind? Or because the postcard was already stamped for another use, and he/she then decided to use it on me?

  That seemed unprofitable speculation. So did consideration of the grubbiness of the card. More interesting was the fact that there was apparently no attempt to disguise the handwriting, beyond the use of capitals. The writer had no fear that I would recognize it. Or did not care whether I did or not.

  I put the thoughts from me. What a daft thing to mull over on a wonderful day. Seven o’clock. Soon the wonderful day would start in earnest. I shaved, showered, and slotted two pieces of toast into the toaster.

  “Oh, what a beautiful morning!” I sang.

  Oklahoma, the best musical there ever was. No, the second-best. After Showboat.

  It was a Sunday, a silly day to begin work. Patrick Latterby had told me that I could get into the Ministry from nine o’clock onward, and had promised that he would come in for a couple of hours around eleven, to point me in the direction of the first substantial issues I was likely to face. I rang to cancel the official car and set off to walk to work. Grosvenor Street and Millbank were warm, with a haze that was just lifting. I could still sense excitement in the air. That’s a politician for you. What’s the betting that a new minister in a Tory government reelected for the fourth time also felt excitement in the air on his way to work? You sense around you what you feel inside you. I dawdled along, had a cigarette in Victoria Gardens, and promptly at nine o’clock was at the door of the Ministry.